You’ve Got to be Kidding!



  • Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning:

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings


  • F/M
  • Gen
  • M/M


  • The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
  • The Sentinel


  • Bruce Banner/Natasha Romanov
  • Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
  • Clint Barton/Phil Coulson


  • Natasha Romanov
  • Clint Barton
  • Phil Coulson
  • Nick Fury
  • Tony Stark
  • Steve Rogers
  • Bruce Banner
  • Thaddeus Ross
  • Betty Ross

Additional Tags:

  • AU
  • GFY
  • Mentions mental manipulation
  • Mentions Mental torture
  • Mentions Emotional Torture



Summary: What if Sentinels and Guides are known, but are rare, emerging during times of great strife and eminent danger? What if, in the 1940’s, SHIELD was developed to protect America and its citizens as they entered a new world war? What if the way SHIELD accomplished this was to attract Sentinels and Guides, guaranteeing that the greater Tribe was kept safe? What if Dr. Erskine’s formula was developed to ‘bring forth’ Sentinels when a natural boom was not likely to happen? What if it didn’t really work that way?

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three